Random Bits I Tweeted on 2009-12-13
Sweet Jesus! I just realized that Tyler Perry played a cameo role in Star Trek! Both the movie and JJ Abrams are now officially dead to me. # Saw the parents today, and now getting it from both sides....
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Sears cashier: "So, out Christmas shopping?" Me: "No, I often buy perfume and power tools together in one purchase." # Am I the only one aroused by the site of raw cookie dough? That's not weird is...
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Cork'n Cleaver is a restaurant stuck in a time warp. Seriously, like stepping back into the 1970s. The food is great, but the decor? Scary. # Watching Dogma reminds me of all the reasons I hate...
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I regret ever having explored Yahoo personals. My inbox is fillrd with fat divorced women looking for a second income. I give up. No more. # Watched Aliens Vs. Predator Requiem for less than 40...
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Farewell, pleated pants. Friday has come to free you. Yes, it's Pantless Friday, folks. Join my liberation movement – emancipate your legs. # Microsoft's answer to iSlate is a slate PC, running...
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These pants are so gone. #pantlessfriday # This is simply mind-blowing awesome. A homemade Iron Man costume, complete with LED effects. http://bit.ly/4KvYnW # Looking forward to attending PAX East in...
View ArticleRandom Bits I Tweeted on 2010-01-24
Just realized that I've been working for the past 5 minutes with Miley Cyrus playing unnoticed in the background. I feel shame, and Nausea. # The Happy Plane will kill you with love…and bullets....
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The iPad is super-absorbant and available in Maxi-size as well. Your wife or girlfriend will love it! # Great, now the Republicans are giving their rebuttal to the iPad. Bobby Jindal will tear it...
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Ignore this post. Just playing with a bit of code. PHP is a dangerous tool in my hands.
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10 Halloween Wallpapers for your desktop, iPhone, or iPad
Halloween Ghosts More wallpapers after the break [...] Bye Bye Mr. Moon 7 Happy Halloween by *yaichino – [formatted for iPhone 4 and iPad] Happy Halloween From Skellys halloween wallpaper 01 halloween...
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